Kneel before me.

Hi, I'm Molly, 16, Australia, and I have no life.
I'm a multi-fandom blog including Superwholock, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, The Walking Dead, Divergent, DC Comics, Marvel, TMI, Disney, Tomb Raider, anything to do with zombies, Delirium, John Green, and cats. And guess where you'll find all that? Yep, right here, on my little blog. I am Loki's wench. KNEEL.

Currently reading: The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - By Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Book Thief - By Markus Zusak
Currently watching: Supernatural - S9, The Walking Dead - S4, Doctor Who - S3
WARNING: I am not spoiler-free, so beware,

To those who don’t understand the difference between DC and Marvel,

braidfist:

DC:

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Marvel:

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WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.

3 days ago on July 21st | J | 58,904 notes

ayamaakuna:

vanconcastiel:

ben-c:

so, people keep asking who miranda gunner is, and i’m going to fucking tell you

you might recognize her name from the post going around with all her “funny” facebook statuses where she’s just a rude cunt to people in the comments. hilarious.

in any case, this girl constantly bullies people, tells them to kill themselves, threatens them, etc. (as shown here)

she’s homophobic, racist, and just generally a fucking awful person

she is personally responsible for the suicide of a girl in my city, bullied her and harassed her and convinced others to do the same until she fucking took her own life

i just want y’all to be fucking aware before you call her “funny” or whatever for that post of her statuses floating around

btw, her tumblr url is highmiranda 

just putting this here so you all know the truth.

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE

Reblogging because wow what a disgusting piece of trash.

3 days ago on July 21st | J | 130,347 notes

twowhovianhearts:

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

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this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

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What if in Season 10, somehow the Samulet(Dean’s amulet) appears on Sam’s bed, he goes to touch it and it’s BURNING hot. He turns around and Morgan Freeman comes through the door like, “Hello, Sam.”

I think i have lost my mind, castiels-fallen-wings LMFAO

(via peppermint-fallen-angel)

3 days ago on July 21st | J | 79,033 notes

tateshaw:

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shisnojon:

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Recycled tumblr humor

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"did you just" added

supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

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I hated school, I hated school. And I didn’t realize why. I thought I was…I was, I thought there was something wrong with me for hating school, for not being able to deal with school. At the time it was ingrained in me that school was: if you’re not successful in school you’re not going to be successful in life. And the hierarchy with the subjects at school, like the arts are given no credence. And if they are, it’s false credence. So, I look back on it and and I’m angry. I’m angry about it because, you know, there might be a brilliant ballerina somewhere in school who’s being forced to do maths, and she sees it difficult. But if she’s just allowed to express whatever gifts she has to offer then she would be happy and then she could make hundreds of thousands of other people joyous for a couple of hours per night.

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ivanhattori:

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

flavolaval:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

Men of tumblr. Your duty awaits

im just waiting for them to post pictures of themselves in these dresses

What started off as a joke has now done nothing but make me feel pretty… 

3 days ago on July 21st | J | 86,452 notes

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Deadpool

3 days ago on July 21st | J | 204,481 notes
Im pretty sad that harley and ivy arent canon lesbians for eachother i mean cOME ON

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YOU FORGOT HARLEY’S REACTION TO THAT, ASKING IF SHE MEANS LIKE HOW PEOPLE SAY BATGIRL AND SUPERGIRL ARE FRIENDS

THEN BATGIRL CHANGES THE SUBJECT

The shock of suddenly realizing what the crossing fingers meant. I used to think it just meant that they were like really tight bros or something

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A Scandal in Belgravia

~*~*RECAP*~*~
Moriarty: NUMEROUS DEATH THREATS WHICH ALTERNATE BETWEEN THE FINE LINE OF CREEPY CUTE AND FUCKING SHIT-HE'S-BATSHIT-INSANE SCARY
John: Sweating it out in this vest
Moriarty & Sherlock: FOE YAY
Cliffhanger: IS FRUSTRATING
~insert a year and a half or so~
Everyone: WE ARE STILL INTENSE AND PERHAPS WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE AREN'T YOU JUST DYING TO FIND OUT WHAT THE CONCLUSION TO THIS IS
~cue the beegees~
Moriarty: oh my god mum. sorry, she gets mad if I stay out late
Sherlock: oh my god tell me about it, my brother
Moriarty: SHOUTING soft death threats. oop silly me, I got the date wrong. I'm not dying til next year, pfffft you know you get these things mixed up
Sherlock: OH I SEE SO THIS LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION ISN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU WELL THEN.
Moriarty: bbl k
~MEANWHILE~
Irene: SEX.
~TITLE SEQUENCEEE.~
John: Wow suddenly business is booming
Sherlock: I am healthier and I eat now
Citizens: Please solve our mysteries oh great detective
Internet: John your blog is damn fine
John: TUMBLR FAMOUS
Sherlock: ugh hats quick
Press: OOH HATS
Sherlock: fuck everything fucking press and fucking fans and fucking HAT - JOHN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU NAMING OUR CHILDREN I MEAN CASES, CASES IS WHAT I MEANT
John: Shut up bitch I like created you
~CASE TIME~
Lestrade: ok he's a dick but don't punch him
Sherlock: I am too smart to leave the house and enter the fog of stupidity which is the outside world so John skype me when you get there
John: you're in a sheet
Sherlock: I know.
John & Sherlock: HUMOROUS DOMESTIC BANTER
Mycroft: fetch me the problem sticks
John: HELICOPTER
Sherlock: no fuk you I don't care about clothes
~IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE~
Sherlock: what pants I have no need of pants
John: so just to clarify you're completely naked beneath that sheet
Sherlock: utterly
Sherlock & John: trolololfanstrolololol
Mycroft: put your pants on you little shit
Sherlock: NO U
Mycroft: So just to confirm that he is completely naked under the sheet -
Sherlock: OH FINE
Mycroft: irene adler info dump sex sex photos
Sherlock: boring
Mycroft: OH MY GOD FUCK YOU - sherlock just take the case
Sherlock: ok gurl laterz also thanks for the ashtray
Sherlock & John: trolololololol
~LATERZ~
Irene: Sherlock's coming*
Sherlock: Let's go visit Irene
Irene: What shall I wear?
Sherlock: OH GOD WHAT DO I WEAR
Irene: ok just what I'm most comfortable in
Sherlock: I'll just stick with my normal
Irene: Makeup time for colour, suggestively gay companion
Sherlock: Punch me in the face for some colour, please John
ONE BEAT UP VICAR LATER
Irene: naked
Sherlock: what the fuck are those
John: I know what they are
Sherlock: I just want the phone
Irene: I just want to talk cases
Americans: We just want to shoot everything AMERICA AMERICA
John: AMERICANS
Americans: open the safe
Sherlock: LOL NO
Americans: or we will shoot your boyfriend
Sherlock: CODE
GUNS AND PUNCHING AND BADASSERY IN GENERAL
Irene: phone
Sherlock: mine
Irene: drugs
Sherlock: well fuck.
~DRUG TRIP~
Irene: hiker boomerang boom bang dead
Sherlock: drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrug
Irene: also thanks for the coat c u soon bb
~BREAKFAST~
Mrs Hudson: How dare you send your baby brother in against CIA killers
Mycroft: oh shut up -
John & Sherlock: ANGRY BEAR CUB IMPRESSIONS
~CHRISTMAS~
John: I love jan and rosalia I mean don't you like this jumper
Sherlock: violinnnn
Molly: i put the cuddly in cadaver
Sherlock: there is no cuddly in cadaver also your breasts and mouth are small
Molly: please stop crushing my soul
Sherlock: touching signs of regret and guilt and an apologetic kiss
Molly: ~oh jesus fuck god he kissed me oh god fuck what was that noise that was a moan oh god did i moan please tell me i didn't moan fuck oh god did i? no wait no. shit what if they think it's me, they'll think i'm some creepy fangirl who stalks him and makes shrines out of his used chewy and sings love ballads to a locket photo of him oh god they'll think i'm a fangirl~ I'M NOT A FANGIRL!!
Sherlock: no that was me.
Everyone: wait what.
Phone: basically irene's dead
Sherlock: well fuck.
~MORGUE~
Irene: yup completely dead on a slab
Mycroft: fag?
Sherlock: for the last time, john and I are not - oh, yeah, sure. mycroft? are we creepy as fuck creepers with no friends and no ability to connect to anyone else?
Mycroft: would you rather be normal?
Sherlock: this is a shitty cigarette.
~back at 221B~
John's girlfriend: You're great I just wish you weren't gay
John: I'll walk your dog
John's ex: I don't have one u dick
Sherlock: if you messed up my socks there will be dire consequences
~NEW YEARS~
John: mycroft stop playing MIB with me
Irene: jkes just me
John: what the actual fuck fucking tell him you're alive because he's almost heartbroken and I don't know what to do you bitch
Irene: Jealous?
John: I AM NOT GAY
Irene: yeah but I am and we're both in love with him. Pretty fucked aren't we.
Sherlock: fuck you sideways Irene
~221b~
Mrs Hudson: halp
Americans: GUNS PHONE NOW DID WE MENTION THE GUNS
Sherlock: My name is Sherlock Holmes. You hurt my landlady. Prepare to die.
Lestrade: what the fuck happened
Sherlock: idk.
Mrs Hudson: I saved the phone though because old bitches get shit done
~Later~
Irene: hey boys decipher me some code
Sherlock: PLANE BOND AIR 007
John: Told you Bond night would come in handy some day
Irene: Have the sex with me.
Sherlock:
Irene:
Sherlock:
John: COCKBLOCK.
~Night~
Irene: Have the sex with me
Sherlock: Where's John, he should be cockblocking
Man: I can do that for you
~PLANE~
Sherlock: but they are dead
Mycroft: wow really.
Sherlock: but. but
Mycroft: SHERLOCK YOU FUCKED UP ALL THE THINGS THAT A PERSON COULD POSSIBLY FUCK UP.
Irene: give me all the things.
Mycroft: well fuck.
Irene: lol in league with moriarty the whole time also he has mean nicknames for both of you lololol
Sherlock: no.
Irene: what
Sherlock: You. are. sherlocked.
Irene: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
Sherlock: also fuck you, those were mean nicknames.
~Some months later~
Mycroft: So John we'll meet at cafe's now since you asked so nicely
John: but you weren't there when I said that -
Mycroft: I'm always there.
John: ahaha you're creepy, so what can I do you for
Mycroft: Irene is dead but let's tell sherlock she isn't so he doesn't start composing sad music again
John: yup sounds good.
~221b~
John: awkwardly attempting to lie
Sherlock: cool story bro but let me keep the phone.
~flashbacking~
Irene: Goodbye Mr Holmes.
Sherlock: i save you
~221b~
Sherlock: lol I got em so good.
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Hounds of Baskerville

Henry: I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors
Sherlock: lol I don't care
Henry: HOUND
Sherlock: John get your coat we're going to Devon
~LATER~
Sherlock: I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs
John: town
Sherlock: let's go
Innkeeper: so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -
John: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL
Innkeeper: bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore
~MEANWHILE~
Sherlock: hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't
Townsman: fuck you I did tho
John: lol I get 50 quid for free
~AND THEN~
Sherlock: Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes
John: I am a captain
Sherlock: trolololol
~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~
Sherlock: rabbit
Stapleton: rabbit
John: hold the fuck up - rabbit?
Frankland: hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl
Sherlock: kthanks
John: Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate
Sherlock:
John: Your coat
Sherlock:
John: stop being attractive
Sherlock:
John: I meant mysterious
~THEN~
Lestrade: HEY GURLS HEY
John: FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON
Lestrade: just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother
Sherlock: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
~BUT THEN~
Henry: liberty in liberty in liberty in
Sherlock: let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville
John: MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE
Sherlock: HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing
Henry: SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL
~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~
Sherlock: alcoholdl
John: you're having an emotion
Sherlock: jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE
John: you're raving like a monkey on acid
Sherlock: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
John: fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.
~CHATTING UP THE LADY~
Frankland: just casually ruining everything
John: oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone
~THE NEXT DAY~
Sherlock: john
John:
Sherlock: john
John:
Sherlock: John I don't have friends. I just have one.
John:
Sherlock: John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.
John: okay.
Sherlock: insults.
~LATER STILL~
Sherlock: casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend
John: crying
Sherlock: i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell
John: therapist danger shit
Sherlock: TO THE MOORS
Henry: fuck this shit I'm out
Sherlock: DEDUCTIONS
Moriarty: BOO
Frankland: JOKES JUST ME
Dog: HOUND
John and Lestrade: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
Sherlock: Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk
~MEANWHILE~
Moriarty: SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK
3 days ago on July 21st | J | 18,304 notes

thedroidurlookingfor:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

just-for-shit-and-giggles:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.

BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS.

it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman

She’s his Barney Stinson.

Haaaaaaaaaave you met Steve?

3 days ago on July 21st | J | 105,219 notes

strangedayshavefoundme666:

dancingdwarves:

thelionandthellama:

i don’t get how other countries have these really strict school uniform rules

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Here in Canada the captain of our football team would just walk around on random days dressed like Marilyn Monroe. Except he never bothered to shave or anything, so more like Marilyn Chewbacca.

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kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
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